If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!