Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...