Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...