Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...