The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...