Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.