Massive ball of hair
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...