A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...