Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...