Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....