Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...