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There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Three old ladies
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What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
The engineer’s terms
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What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
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Stupid Insults 8/31
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An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
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Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...