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Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Three Limericks
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If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Why bikes are better than women!
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Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...