What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...