My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
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Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
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Banana
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Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
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What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
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Guide To Parenthood
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I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...