Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Taking the final exam
|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...