Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...