Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...