Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...