OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...