Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...