Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.