A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...