Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...