Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Creative wording
|BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for...
Barbie and G.I. Joe
Barbie and G.I. Joe A little girl is in line to see Santa. When...