Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...