Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
OLD NEVER DIES 7
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...