Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...