10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...