Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Different sex outcomes
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Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
The preacher buys a parrot
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Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
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Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...