People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...
Go to save my friend
|A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...