Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!