Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...