The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...