Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...