Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...