How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...