A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...