St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...