Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...