Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...