Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...