Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...