Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...