The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.