The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...