Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...