Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...