Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...