Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...